Satan's Lap Dogs Devour Phillies

If you are smart you will get out of the U.S. tonight. Catch a plane, get a cab, ride a bus, anything to get your ass to Canada or Mexico.

Tomorrow is the end of the free world as we know it.

Now that the Yankees have won the world series George Steinbrenner will confiscate all passports as of 9:00 am. A curfew will be issued from 10:00 pm to 6:00 am every night. All books will be burned. The only entertainment allowed is the YES channel with a constant loop playing of Jeter's catch in the stands from 2004.

Dark times are ahead.

You have been warned.

Phillies Force Game Six

Andy Pettite is 37 years old and is going to pitch tomorrow night on three days rest and 38 year old Pedro Martinez will pitch on five days rest.

Here's hoping that the lack of rest for Pettite will make him hittable. I also hope Pedro will be in classic form.

Take it to game 7 Phillies and then win it all.

God Love Ya Pedro!

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Pedro was awesome-only having two mistakes (a homer from shopping dude and from Matsui) but the Phillies manager did his best impersonation of Grady Little and left Pedro in for two batters too many in the seventh. Phillies had nothing on the troll who came from under the bridge (a.ka. AJ Burnett) and therefore coughed up a loss to the evil ones.

I went over to MW's house to tuck in Lil' Missy and then convinced MW to let her 18 year-old son baby sit while we went down to the corner pub and watch Pedro work his magic for an inning or two.

I'm okay with a split before the Skanks go to Philly. Phillies are going to sweep at home and end this thing properly.

Go Phillies, Go!

San Francisco Red Sox Fan

Phillies showed the Yanks who is boss tonight and I couldn't be happier. Beat them in their own house. Keep it up Phillies - make it a sweep.

Pedro is on the mound tomorrow, I may try to listen in if I can except the game is on at 5 pm PST and now that the bay bridge is out I have the commute from hell. 6 am start to get to work by 8 am.

There will be LOTS of coffee involved tomorrow.

Those Damn Yankees

Stupid Angels. Choke city.

See post below for how I feel.

Angels Are Door Mats for Yankees

AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill

The Angels have just laid down and died. They are pathetic. They really don't deserve to move on the World Series at this point - even if they rallied a come-back. You cannot go into the ALCS being scared of the team you are going to play and that is exactly how the Angels have been playing.

Pathetic.

Someone must stop the evil ones and if it is not the Angels then it better be the Phillies or the Dodgers.

SOXYCONTIN

I just got this from my Doctor today and I feel GREAT! Thanks to MW for this.